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Dear Reader,Isn't it simply amazing that in our era one can type almost anything that sounds like a product into Amazon and something fantastic will appear? Case in point, I enter the search "penis candy" and Voila, here we have some super fun penis candy! Would you like one? Well of course I would kind sir, I did search for "penis candy" after all.However, the discerning penis candy connoisseur, may have questions. And so, let me answer them forthwith:Q: How big is that penis? A: Very small, the size of a medium to small rodent's, most like. I think a ferrets. But to be clear these penes are of human extraction, and circumcised at that.Q: Flavor? A: Of course, we must know, right? If we will put these small penises in our mouth we must be guaranteed a treat. No such luck, think of a very small candy coated smartie (with a fanciful shape!!).Q: Can't I make my own "Super Fun Penis Candy"? A: No, no kind sir. Super fun penis candy, is, in fact, trademarked with the USPTO. Copycats beware!Q: Should I buy them? Of course, after all you did search for "penis candy" now, didn't you?
