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4.5
They are what I was expecting candy wise but as for quantity it’s definitely lacking. I ordered two bags to have a good amount. I got the bags and I was disappointed. I didn’t taste them because I’m putting them in my bachelorette party gift bags and I couldn’t even spare 1.Often times a penis is over exaggerated, this is no exception. Pro - they are quite hard. Con- the flavor is off putting. Pro- a great variety of colors, con - one size does not fit all. ‘Biggest’ con of all… the longer they are in your mouth the softer they become… edit*** After further review, I can’t seem to stop sucking on these…put all over the family ginger bread house at Xmas. what a laugh it got!!Dear Reader,Isn't it simply amazing that in our era one can type almost anything that sounds like a product into Amazon and something fantastic will appear? Case in point, I enter the search "penis candy" and Voila, here we have some super fun penis candy! Would you like one? Well of course I would kind sir, I did search for "penis candy" after all.However, the discerning penis candy connoisseur, may have questions. And so, let me answer them forthwith:Q: How big is that penis? A: Very small, the size of a medium to small rodent's, most like. I think a ferrets. But to be clear these penes are of human extraction, and circumcised at that.Q: Flavor? A: Of course, we must know, right? If we will put these small penises in our mouth we must be guaranteed a treat. No such luck, think of a very small candy coated smartie (with a fanciful shape!!).Q: Can't I make my own "Super Fun Penis Candy"? A: No, no kind sir. Super fun penis candy, is, in fact, trademarked with the USPTO. Copycats beware!Q: Should I buy them? Of course, after all you did search for "penis candy" now, didn't you?Great product for a bachelorette party. I wish there was a larger bag option.Oh my these were so much fun! I bought two bags and mixed them in with RUNTS at a party we had. As people snacked they randomly came across them. It was hysterical to see their faces as they figured out what they were.The flavor was not the same as runts. They did not have a bad flavor but the dy did come off right away in your mouth and they had a rather plain taste. But to be honest I didn't buy them for the flavor or expecting them to taste like runts etc.. I bought them for the gag of it and they worked perfectly for that.I definitely thought this was A LOT bigger of a bag than what actually came in and I was not very amused -_- . I thought I would be getting like a 5" x 7" bag or even something remotely around that but what I actually received was a 2" x 4" bag with TINY penis pieces. Each individual candy is about half an inch if even.I got them for my sister's bachelorette party and wanted to split the bag between the 5 girls coming, but if I did that with the bag that came in everyone would get a candy bag the size of a quarter. So, I used them as confetti on the gift table instead.I gave it 3 stars because they technically did come in as shown, buttttt I also feel like the picture is slightly deceptive as to the size of the actual bag. Though I guess it was also my fault for not paying more attention to the "3oz" they have listed. I feel like they could have given a little more info in the description, but now you'll know!
